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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shawnyboy100
freakphilly:
“bisexyhung1:
“noodle-dragon:
“ the-philosophers-bone:
“ acabosetotal:
“ harukami:
“ gothiccharmschool:
“ seananmcguire:
“ kanayahavethisdance:
“ Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told...
kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

the-philosophers-bone

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

bisexyhung1

Lets see what’s good

freakphilly

Needed

Source: slavery
sex-and-darkchocolate
str8-for-pay

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

adamygdalam

theblacksophisticate

I GOT TO 32 AND SCREAMED!! LMFAO!!

queencoles

We really need to throw the whole internet away at this point….

madamegrimes

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL 😂😂😂😭😭

magicinhermadness

I. AM. WHEEZING. 😂😂😂

blackxasteria

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almightyzig

Childhood ruined

Source: str8-for-pay
randompicturez6
sabakunogaaraai:
“ onion-souls:
“ fireandshellamari:
“ deathdaydream:
“ mykrazyuniverse:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ deathdaydream:
“ deathdaydream:
“soappppp
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yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
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oh. I thought it was a...
deathdaydream

soappppp

deathdaydream

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

magistrate-of-mediocrity

oh. I thought it was a photo.

mykrazyuniverse

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

deathdaydream

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

fireandshellamari

Originally posted by smokingbomber

onion-souls

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

sabakunogaaraai

those are drawings? jesus christ…

Source: deathdaydream